Mevio Men

How hard have you thought about the existence of extraterrestrials. I would say for most of us the concept of creatures from outer space coming down to our little spinning globe and paying us a visit isn’t really what we think about over our morning coffee. I mean really what’s more important? UFOs, or why that girl from the vaycay to Miami last weekend just friended you on Facebook? And how come she has so many rad pictures? Anyways to the point. The Fourth Kind is new feature film that touches on the existence of aliens, and one particular little tendency they have known as “abduction.”

The Fourth Kind stars Milla Jovovich in a dramatization of a psychologist documenting her sessions with traumatized patients. What she believes she uncovers is a series of abductions by aliens. The story is based on real events.

In this Instant Movie Review presented by icPlaces, Brad and Steve offer their perspective of the film immediately after watching the flick.

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Where has 1960s gothic cinema been all my life. Romance, horror, love, murder, betrayal and revenge! All the elements of classic gothic cinema are alive and present in this 1965 Italian film titled Nightmare Castle. The first lady of the gothic film, Barbara Steele, stars in dual roles of two sisters who marry the same cold-blooded count. One after another. The plot is as follows:

“A sadistic count tortures and murders his unfaithful wife and her lover, then removes their hearts from their bodies. Discovering that his wife drew up a new will giving her fortune to her institutionalized sister, the count marries her and the new wife experiences nightmares and hauntings. The ghosts of the slain return to exact their bloody revenge, until their hearts are destroyed.”

Who isn’t up for some bloody revenge? Steele, known as ‘the first goth’ for her legendary status as a gothic cinema star, performs a character very familiar to her in this film. Her reputation for playing either a cheating wife with a husband seeking revenge, or a cheating wife seeking revenge on her husband was well known. This sort of type-cast wore on her. Barbara once commented that she never wanted to “climb out of a f–king coffin again.” But even though she gained a loyal following for her goth films, she never had much success as an actress outside of the genre. Here is the Nightmare Castle trailer. Watch the entire movie on Classic Horror — all on MeVIO Men. The film even includes the soundtrack by Ennio Morricone.

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“Hey I have a good idea! I’m going to use my girlfriend as the unknowing subject of my prank, film her with a hidden camera, and upload the video to YouTube where it will get a million hits! It’s gonna be rad!”

- Brain of guy who made “Scared in Bed” prank video.

Scaring your sleeping girlfriend out out of her mind by planting a fake head in her bed and poking her in the behind with a broomstick probably isn’t going to do wonders for your love life – but it sure is hilarious. It’s also exactly what the mastermind of the “Scared In Bed Prank” video has done. The video has recorded over 780,000 YouTube hits since it was uploaded a few weeks ago. ‘Best of YouTube’ has noticed it’s popularity and included the video in their collection of clips that have soared to the top.

Check it out and check out the rest of the Best of YouTube.

And to watch more braindead men than you can shake a club at, watch our favorite and yours, Hello Dumb Dumb — now available in dumbovision.

You know what that dummy head needed? Some shoes! Some shoes from Footlocker. And he could have used this code (AfmenFL1) to get 15% off of any order. Luckily you can do the same.

Believe it or not, there’s a very fine line between making a “good movie” and a “bad movie” when your plot centers around life inside a hot tub. I learned this the hard way. The latest episode from Girls You’ll Never Get on MeVIO, “Shannon Swims Mad Laps in a Jacuzzi,” can only be described as a “good movie.” It has many of the important elements for fine film making. Proper lighting, good camera work, decent soundtrack, and fine acting.

Compare that film to Hot Tub: The Urban Legend From the title you’d think ‘Hot Tub’ could be a great way to spend two and a half minutes. Holds promise. Two and a half minutes later you realize, no, there is no promise.

What are the differences of the two pictures? What makes one better then the other? Well aside from personal preference you’re just going to have to figure that out yourself. Enjoy.

(And more episodes with girls in bikinis like ‘Shannon Swims’ at the Girls You’ll Never Get show page.

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You know how they say the way to a woman’s heart is through her ribcage? Well it turns out that’s not necessarily true.

Turns out the way to a woman’s heart, or really any of the other parts of her body underneath her clothes, may in fact be through cooking… I mean, I can tell you for a fact that chicks totally dig it when you cook for them.

And no, not like frozen pizza or spaghetti with that frozen garlic bread that you cook in the oven inside that foil bag… though, damn, that stuff is pretty good.

No, no, no… I’m talking about real cooking. Real gourmet cooking. The kind of meal you’d normally only get in a restaurant that uses cloth napkins.

You know.. the kind of meal that would cost you $100 bucks out that you can make at home for a fraction of the cost, while at the same time being much closer to a usable bedroom… that’s right, I said it.

And of course, you can plow all that money you saved on food into some good wine… or whatever your dinner beverage of choice may be. But I digress. Today we’re here to talk about Stuffed Chicken with bacon and spinach stuffing.

Drooling yet?

And best of all those guys at IC Places do it right. Cooking for Bachelor’s Chef Chris, who is a REAL chef at one of Orlando’s best eateries, will take you step by step through the process of making the delicious, delightful and hopefully decadent dinner for you and your date for CHEAP.

Daniela — just like so many of your wishes during the day, the week, your dreams, across every fold of your life — is unattainable.

That’s a good start, no?

Not exactly, boy boy. It’s time to start giving yourself some respect. Don’t take shows like this to heart. Girls that are hot and on the beach and in bikinis and posing and acting flirtatious — are yours for the plucking.

Hahahahaha. How absurd would that be. Keep your ego in check, put down those self-help books, as well as those reaching it through real estate books and get your reality on.

Seriously, get your reality on.

Once you’ve put yourself in check, then feel free to get back to watching the greatest show on earth: Hello Dumb Dumb. Oh wait, not that one. This one: Girls You’ll Never Get. Yeah!

Okay, is it really fair to say “never”? That you’ll “never” get these girls? The ones you can see here playing bikini volleyball and bikini frisbee there on a nice sandy beach somewhere? Is it?

In a word… yes.

Because you’re sitting here in front of a computer reading a blog and these girls are… shall I say it again? Out on a beach!

By that very logic, how can you meet these girls if they’re there and you’re… well, someplace else that they obviously aren’t? And I can tell you’re someplace they aren’t because if you were where they were then you sure as heck wouldn’t be reading this blog, right?

Yes, all this logic is making my head hurt, too. Let’s look at some beach babes instead. Especially that blonde in the black bikini. She’s incredibly hot. Not that I would kick any of those other girls out of bed. I mean, I’d make them wrestle in a kiddie pool full of Jello or baby oil.

Which by the way is not made of babies. But I digress.

Did I mention there are girls frolicking in bikinis and sunbathing here? You know, like oiling themselves up and splashing around in the water in that kind of way that makes you believe, if just for a second, that they desperately want you to join them.

Yeah, you can thank me later. For now, let’s call it your virtual vacation. Six hot women in bikinis and you.

Enjoy!

Sports Illustrated girls include famous models. Famous hot models. Unbelievably beautiful models. Models with real names!

Girls You’ll Never Get girls — yes they’re hot but we take it down a notch so that they’re not so obviously out of reach. Like the SI girls, they pose on beaches. Their bikinis are wayyyyy too small. They make you think “what if”, “if only”, “I think she looked at me”, “she knows my name”, “she totally gets me and my darth vader t-shirt”. And then slowly, gradually, we let you in on a little secret. You have no f*&^()&*!!! chance in hell. You are a suffering weasel in the land of hot looking bikini girls — and just knowing that will make your life better.

MeVIO Men, life’s lessons learned the hard way.

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And just because we don’t have our own Girls You’ll Never Get calendar, doesn’t mean you can’t pick yourself up a Wheels and Heels Cal. Oh yeahhhhhh. Now you’re cooking.
2009 Motorcycle Calendar By Heels & Wheels

Josephine has a thing for you. Seriously. And we’re ready to pair you up on a date with her.

The thing is… she’s gotta a bigger thing for wicker chairs and an even bigger thing for camera guys like Carl who did this shoot. It’s kind of a shame really cause we really think you had a chance.

But don’t despair, there is one thing you can do to get Josephine. Send an email to her mother and ask for permission at meviomen@mevio.com and make sure you cc crazynick@mevio.com, he’s the brother of Carl the cameraman. Be sure to ask for permission, give three reasons why a date with you is better than a date with Carl, and include your address so Crazy Nick can send you something real nice in the mail — and maybe even visit you something personal-like.

Finally, head to Girls You’ll Never Get and click on “Be a Fan” to never miss an episode of the show. You’ll be glad you did.

OMG. Yes, it’s apparently true. Eva Longoria, the 34-year-old sultry star of ABC’s hit drama series “Desperate Housewives” and arguably one of the most desirable women alive confessed that she lives to be tied up with silk scarves during sex.

“I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves, I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

Eva's Tied Up Right Now. Can I Take a Message?

We’ll leave you alone with that very thought and that image. Try not to hyperventilate.

Also, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson.

And even more stunning is that he dumped Jessica Simpson on the eve of her 29th birthday. I mean, giving up on Jessica Simpson birthday sex?

Now, why oh why, you ask? What was Tony Romo thinking?

Well the answer to that, and more, including what a U.S. Senate Bill to ban Mermaids means for Hollywood, check out the latest episode of Things I Learned This Week!