Mevio Men

Okay, is it really fair to say “never”? That you’ll “never” get these girls? The ones you can see here playing bikini volleyball and bikini frisbee there on a nice sandy beach somewhere? Is it?

In a word… yes.

Because you’re sitting here in front of a computer reading a blog and these girls are… shall I say it again? Out on a beach!

By that very logic, how can you meet these girls if they’re there and you’re… well, someplace else that they obviously aren’t? And I can tell you’re someplace they aren’t because if you were where they were then you sure as heck wouldn’t be reading this blog, right?

Yes, all this logic is making my head hurt, too. Let’s look at some beach babes instead. Especially that blonde in the black bikini. She’s incredibly hot. Not that I would kick any of those other girls out of bed. I mean, I’d make them wrestle in a kiddie pool full of Jello or baby oil.

Which by the way is not made of babies. But I digress.

Did I mention there are girls frolicking in bikinis and sunbathing here? You know, like oiling themselves up and splashing around in the water in that kind of way that makes you believe, if just for a second, that they desperately want you to join them.

Yeah, you can thank me later. For now, let’s call it your virtual vacation. Six hot women in bikinis and you.

Enjoy!

Here on MEVIO Men, we like to let you know that no matter how many hot women there are on the planet, at a nearby table at your local cafe, on television, or in your unimaginative torrid little fantasies, odds are, you will physically or emotionally have nothing to do with them. The closest thing to recognition will be a little giggle — which should never ever be mistaken as like, as love, as yearning — cause it’s the giggle of laughing at you, not with you.

In the spirit of honesty, we give you the latest installment of Girls You’ll Never Get, with Denise on the beach bikini clad with all her bits and pieces, where you get to see the very thing you can’t get.

We do this for you, to keep you in check, and to make you a better, stronger person. This in turn will lead you to be less misogynistic, less vulnerable to cat calling, and more real in the next 10 times you try to pick up a woman at a bar and fail.

Good luck with all that!