When you take off from ramps that are the size of a small mountain, you can’t legitimately feel like you’re entitled to a landing.
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One look at this video and you’ll understand why Crushed calls it Don’t Try This at Home — or anywhere in the world, mmmm, k?
You know when you’re riding a fast moving vehicle, possibly of the two-wheel variety, and you happen to, uh, leave the vehicle while said vehicle is in motion and go skidding along the ground.
Well, that reddish and painful thing on your skin where it made impact has a name: Road Rash.
And true to form, what would an episode of CRUSHED entitled “Road Rash” be without a few wipeouts?
Answer: BORING.
But if it was jam-packed full of wall-to-wall wipeouts, pavement kissing and clips of guys just eating it on their bikes it would be in a word, AWESOME!
And I guarantee you this episode of CRUSHED brings the pain. So much, in fact, that your spleen will feel bruised from just sitting there and watching it. So much, in fact, you will need a catheter.
Okay, maybe not that much… but there certainly are a goodly number of “ouchie” moments to be seen. We’re talking heavy impact theater, baby. BMX stunts gone wrong, way wrong. Think of it as X Games meets Faces of Death.
So strap in and bring your ice pack. This is ROAD RASH… in yo’ face.
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