Mevio Men

What’s the recipe for successful relationship? Honesty. Which essentially means, you, as a guy can be your own nasty self: burp, fart, stink, and be generally obnoxious. But what happens when honesty becomes a double-edged sword? What happens when the tables turn and your girl farts?

Well, straight from the horse’s… mouth, comedian Geoff Keith of Farts Etc. tells the very real story of his unfortunate experience of not only listening to a girl fart but being woken up by a not so gentle breeze from his girlfriend disturbing the peace and quiet of the night — and disturbing the very sanctity of what bonds a man and a woman.

All of this in a very special episode of Farts, Etc: My Girlfriends First Fart.

We’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

Does Monday give you the blahs? Well not us, it gives us the farts — and that’s just for starters. We’re sure you understand and that’s why we focusing in on gas this fine Monday.

And this isn’t just a way to prove we’re not anal retentive… well, maybe it is. So come on a little gaseous journey with us. It’s ok, it won’t hurt… much. C’mon, let’s air out this joint with the latest episode from Farts, Etc:

That wasn’t so bad, was it?

I mean, let’s have a little gas recap: We took a stroll down Paul Lakamp’s butt, found lumps on Trey Galyon’s cojones, listened in on Ken Ferguson’s disgusting cell phone calls, and combined John Ramsey’s poop and Russia… and came out the other end unscathed.

Unbelievable. Y’all are troopers and should be really proud. Just try not to sing “The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music”. Mmmm, kayyyy.