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Okay… wow… can I say “wow”…

The RESTRICTED (re: Not entirely safe for work or kids or grandma) trailer for “Jennifer’s Body” is out. Gentlemen, start your engines.

uhhh, hot

“Jennifer’s Body” is a horror film starring uber-hottie Megan Fox and was written by former-stripper-turned-Oscar-winning-screenwriter Diablo Cody.

It is about a possessed cheerleader.

As in demonic possession… as in this crazy rah-rah broad will kill you and eat your soul. But since it’s Megan Fox, you will not be able to stop yourself from letting her. You’ll probably even lend her your car and wonder, as you lay in your shallow grave, why she hasn’t called you.

And I think it goes without saying that if there is an Oscar category for “Best Demon Cleavage” there is no doubt Megan Fox is a shoo-in for her performance as a… yes, say it with me… demon cheerleader.

Gimme an S, gimme an A, gimme a T… etc…

Okay, yeah, I will admit this movie looks pretty stupid. We already had Twilight with those whiny-teenage vampires, you say… “Why do we need teenage demon cheerleaders?”

Did I mention Megan Fox was in it? And she’s kind of… uh, naked?

And if you have been living with the Amish and have no idea who Megan Fox is, she’s the chick in TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN who is so perfect like she was created in lab.

Watch the IC PLACES Instant Movie Review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is out. The question is: Will ultra special effects be enough for you to shell out half of your reduced recession salary to go see this movie?

Or will it be Megan Fox who can dangle the carrot at the end of a stick to get you into the theaters. Actually, she is the carrot.

Gulp.

How about you get your mind off  the Fox butt and learn more about the movie from a couple of guys who know movies. Your movie reviewer dudes, Steve and Brad, from icPlaces Movie Reviews have just stepped out of the theater with their review of Transformers 2, with some great clips from the movie that has enough CGI to make chubby richboy George Lukas burst a blood vessel with envy — or at least cry like a little girl, which apparently he’s quite good at. Enough about George, check out the review:

And if you’d like to watch the entire trailer of Transformers 2, just watch this:

Math time: Megan Fox + amazing CGI = duhhh, of course you’re going to see it. For more movie reviews, trailers, and behind the scenes looks at upcoming releases, keep it tuned here to MEVIO Men, your source for great entertainment that’s so manly it hurts.