When you take off from ramps that are the size of a small mountain, you can’t legitimately feel like you’re entitled to a landing.
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One look at this video and you’ll understand why Crushed calls it Don’t Try This at Home — or anywhere in the world, mmmm, k?
Moto! Moto! Moto!
Wow. Throttle up, dudes! Today Skuff TV brings you a truly amazing moto special (I mean more moto than you can shake a stick at) that will rock you down to your toes.
First up, Trail X rider Julian Dupont shows off his incredible range of skills and balls with some two-wheeled trickery that only a complete lunatic would try. Serious. Watch him cross a bridge in a way that would make the rest of you crap yourself and then see what happens when he tries to go up to the upstairs balcony of a restaurant… with his bike.
Following that, we go all “Cribs” with FMX Legend Carey Hart. See how the man lives with a tour of his pad along with some of the hot rods parked in his driveway. If you ever wanted to see where all that moto prize money goes, take a look at this.
Then lastly, it’s moto Madrid-style with X-Fighters highlights. We’re not talking big air. We’re talking GIGANTIC air with some of the most massively incredible death-defying tricks you’ll see this year.
And yes, it’s all right here on this truly electrifying moto special episode of Skuff TV on Mevio. Rev up and go. And when you haven’t quite had enough extremism, then take a ride with us on our exclusively extreme show Crushed.
You know those warnings “Don’t Try This At Home“? Basically, some kind of legal disclaimer cooked up by lawyers to prevent you from trying to copycat something possibly dangerous.
Or more appropriately, a disclaimer cooked up by lawyers to prevent you from bringing legal action because you copycatted something you saw on the glowing box.
Those four magic words which serve so well in indemnifying those on-screen are also, in themselves, a powerful tease. Why shouldn’t I try this at home? What do they have that I don’t? Are you saying I’m a coward? That I’m chicken?
Huh? Huh?
I mean, really, when you see “Don’t Try This at Home” don’t you immediately want to prove those beady-eyed shysters wrong. Don’t you want to try it at home and show that you’re completely capable of doing something irresponsible and pulling it off?
Yeah, well don’t. Okay? We’re warning you. Don’t make me pull this blog over and come back there and show you what a dumb guy you are (that’s for this show).
Some of these guys in this episode of CRUSHED are pros. Take Jimmy Blaze for instance. I mean, I don’t know if his real name is Jimmy Abromowitz or something like that but one look at his moto stunt and I’m convinced I don’t want to try this at my home or his home or anywhere.
I just like to watch. And I know I’m gonna get an eyeful of Xtreme Video mayhem that only CRUSHED can offer!
Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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