Mevio Men

Well the timing couldn’t be more perfect. We’re in the midst of an economic meltdown, Iran’s Ahmadmangeniebad just rigged the election, and the sky’s falling. So what can we do for you? How bout a lil pick-me-up — at the expense of very dumb guys. What could be better?

Today we’re launching Hello Dumb Dumb!!! Perhaps the dumbest show ever made, right bro! Can I get a high five, dumb dumbs? How bout a chest bump! Arghhhhh!

Seriously (not really), we’ve got this vehicle, this show thing that has episodes that ridicule dumbasses. Isn’t that great? And who do we have this week? Why that rock of stupidity, Bret Michaels, who got his nog clocked by a massive stage at the Tony’s. Woooohaaaa! Now that’s dumb. Tough sh*^*&$%$ for you, bandana boy.

Then, we tackle the innocent. We found one poor dumb dumb who set himself up to be in the middle of a stampede at a Lamb of God concert and got moshed at both ends. Ouch.

But, the height of stupidity? One of the Jonas brother who will regret his dumb little dance for the rest of his life. The Internet never disappears, dumbass. Next time keep that in mind before you wear a leotard cupping those pea-size pellets you call cojones. That’s right, this dumb’s for you Joe Jonas…

To take your dumb to the next level, keep watching MeVIO Men — and please, please send us your videos or a link to your videos to us at meviomen@mevio.com and we’ll give your dumbest moments to our audience — our dumb army.