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Fists in the air — it’s time for MetalliKittens!

Yeah that’s right, heavy metal about cats. Cute, cuddly, purring little pussies. In actuality this metal madness is really touching on addiction. Addiction of an unlikely sort that all began like most dependencies, born in good fun that spiraled out of control.

It all started with that first search of “kitten videos” on YouTube. A harmless hunt for a few minutes of entertainment. But then it seemed a little wasn’t enough. It needed to be cuter. It needed to be funnier. Pretty soon nothing could ever satisfy the desire to get that original pleasure.

Kittens riding vacuums, kittens hanging out with pigs, kittens hanging out with monkeys, kittens on treadmills, kittens staring into the mirror, kittens – everywhere.

The cats became life. The subject all thoughts revolved around. Every conversation, every email, every IM – all about the cats. All you want to do.

Now if this scenario isn’t hard enough for for a heavy metal song — I don’t know what is. Yeah, it’s a pretty wussy addiction. One that I wouldn’t tell your friends about, but nonetheless it can drive you into the darkest corners of life. Here, proof is in the pudding:

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Well the timing couldn’t be more perfect. We’re in the midst of an economic meltdown, Iran’s Ahmadmangeniebad just rigged the election, and the sky’s falling. So what can we do for you? How bout a lil pick-me-up — at the expense of very dumb guys. What could be better?

Today we’re launching Hello Dumb Dumb!!! Perhaps the dumbest show ever made, right bro! Can I get a high five, dumb dumbs? How bout a chest bump! Arghhhhh!

Seriously (not really), we’ve got this vehicle, this show thing that has episodes that ridicule dumbasses. Isn’t that great? And who do we have this week? Why that rock of stupidity, Bret Michaels, who got his nog clocked by a massive stage at the Tony’s. Woooohaaaa! Now that’s dumb. Tough sh*^*&$%$ for you, bandana boy.

Then, we tackle the innocent. We found one poor dumb dumb who set himself up to be in the middle of a stampede at a Lamb of God concert and got moshed at both ends. Ouch.

But, the height of stupidity? One of the Jonas brother who will regret his dumb little dance for the rest of his life. The Internet never disappears, dumbass. Next time keep that in mind before you wear a leotard cupping those pea-size pellets you call cojones. That’s right, this dumb’s for you Joe Jonas…

To take your dumb to the next level, keep watching MeVIO Men — and please, please send us your videos or a link to your videos to us at meviomen@mevio.com and we’ll give your dumbest moments to our audience — our dumb army.